Why Writing is Important

I like Noah. Noah was a late bloomer. All his contemporaries were having children in their sixties, their hundreds, their one hundred nineties. Mere striplings. But Noah? Noah was five hundred years old when he had Shem, Ham, and Japheth, six hundred when the flood came; middle age. A few more years and he wouldn't have had the energy for kids after a hard day plowing a rock with a stick, much less take up boat building. And that's what I like about him: He's middle-aged. I'm middle-aged. And now I'm taking up writing. Other than God telling him to build a boat, the whole destruction of the human race thing, and him living close to a thousand years, we're pretty much the same.

The world needs writers. Writing is the heart of the matter. It is the root from which all other art springs. Writing is the mythic at its most basic form. To the literate, all other art needs interpretation, but writing–good writing–springs forth from the mind needing  [Continue reading...]

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Raising Men

Sunday, sitting in church, Paige and I were in the middle, with our sons on either side. Joe, our older boy, leaned over Paige and asked me to pass a note to his little brother, Sam. Sam giggled like a maniac, and in a stage whisper heard three pews away, asked me what it said. I looked at it and (so as not to disturb my fellow worshippers) whispered in his ear: "It says, 'Sam is a dirtbag'."

He giggled, rubbed his hands together, picked up his pencil and started writing something. Then he turned to me and asked, "How do you spell dirtbag?"

I leaned over and whispered   [Continue reading...]

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It’s for the Children

Before we had kids, we used to watch parents who homeschooled, and think “I could never do that.” Their children were generally well-behaved, if not perfect, and they were usually a lot more on top of things, academically, than  [Continue reading...]

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PixoPoint

Whatever you do, do not EVER get a suckerfish menu from pixopoint. I downloaded and installed one of their plugins and it screwed my theme up so bad I had to go in and rip out my child theme just to   [Continue reading...]

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The Victory Lap Incident

Had a fight with the wife this weekend. Well, more like a spat. You say fight and someone starts envisioning black eyes and broken teeth. It was more like a "I said, she said, I got mad and didn't tell her why" kind of thing, so I was pretty much to blame. So why aren't we headed to court? Well A) you don't get divorced over a spat, you moron and B)  [Continue reading...]

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Weekend Update, Family Edition

The wife was reading something to the kids Friday night and she came upon something about a water buffalo. So she explained that it was like a cow and my youngest asked, "You means they squeeze those things and water comes out?"

Tonight we went to Dairy Queen. My oldest  [Continue reading...]

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Wordpress Themes the Easy Way

This is so easy! I came upon a wordpress theme called Thematic and some posts on how to create wordpress child themes. I spent a lot of time and effort last year trying to find out how to develop my own wordpress themes, ended up modifying the Constructor theme, and then lost the modifications when  [Continue reading...]

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A Record Month!

Well, it's official: July is a record month for The A.M. I want to thank all of you for coming here and I look forward to serving you in the future. Of course, we aren't   [Continue reading...]

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I Love Her Soooooo Much!

It's my wife's birthday. Happy Birthday, Honey. You are such a blessing to me and I love you now more than ever. Remember the time I danced for you in K Mart? Let's go to K Mart and do it again!

Isn't she beautiful? How could anyone resist  [Continue reading...]

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Red Light, Green Light

I've got a stop light in my office. It doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the local Toastmasters club, a club I joined earlier this year and promptly stole their stop light. Not really. It's actually broken and I brought it home several months ago to fix it. Haven't done so. Instead I've let everything else get in the way. Well… I say let. It's more like I shove everything in the way. I'm like Mel Gibson running from a bunch of homeless Jews in a hospital   [Continue reading...]

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